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things we thought you might ask really
 

Q: How do I submit someone to the list?
A: Read our terms and conditions (see ufo) and click on the alien with the raygun.

Q: Can I submit people anonymously?
A: Of course, you namby-pamby....

Q: How will people be culled?
A: Mostly by raygun, vaporising the subject to leave non-polluting base elements.

Q: Are you making money from this cull?
A: You betcha - even second-hand spaceships and rayguns don't come cheap. We will also accept sponsorship, paid media appearances and outright bribes.

Q: Will suggesting someone exempt me from list inclusion?
A: Nope.

Q: What's in it for me if I suggest someone for the list?
A: Nothing.

Q: When will the culling happen?
A: Mostly on Mondays, Wednesdays and Fridays.

 
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